Fabnurget is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying frog.

Fabnurget created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabnurget, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fabnurget, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fabnurget's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Fabnurget's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Do not take Fabnurget's name in vain.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Fabnurget on top of important buildings.