Gupnurlmadbod is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fast sheep.

Gupnurlmadbod created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gupnurlmadbod, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gupnurlmadbod, she will turn you into a dog.

Gupnurlmadbod's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gupnurlmadbod's Holy Commandments

1. Gupnurlmadbod loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Put Gupnurlmadbod first in all things.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must pray to Gupnurlmadbod five times a day.

5. Never wear hats.