Boggadzag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, witty lion.

Boggadzag created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boggadzag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Boggadzag, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Boggadzag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Boggadzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. You must pray to Boggadzag three times a day.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.