Gunfedflow is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciful fish.

Gunfedflow created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gunfedflow, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gunfedflow, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gunfedflow's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Gunfedflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Never eat beans.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.