Vabfaghot is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, impressive fairy.

Vabfaghot created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabfaghot, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vabfaghot, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vabfaghot's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Vabfaghot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Hide if nine geese approach from the west.

5. Never sing in holy places.