Cutcebwot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, boastful goblin.

Cutcebwot created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutcebwot, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cutcebwot, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cutcebwot's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Cutcebwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

4. Run away from orange tapirs, for they are unholy.

5. Never paint your arms pink.