Poncimmis is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered zebra.

Poncimmis created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Poncimmis, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Poncimmis, she will be mildly annoyed.

Poncimmis' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Poncimmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must pray to Poncimmis five times a day.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

5. Do not hurt sharks.