Wipnurltal is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless dingo.

Wipnurltal created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Wipnurltal, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wipnurltal, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wipnurltal's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Wipnurltal's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Wipnurltal must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.