Ladlidjan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, selfish wyvern.

Ladlidjan created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladlidjan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ladlidjan, she will destroy your home planet.

Ladlidjan's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Ladlidjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to tortoises while wearing green ear rings.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.