Mabbamdag is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, cheerful guinea pig.

Mabbamdag created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabbamdag, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mabbamdag, he will destroy your home solar system.

Mabbamdag's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Mabbamdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help sick pigs.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Retreat if six badgers approach from the east.

5. Run away if eight geese approach from the west.