Fubvinmifdid is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous finch.

Fubvinmifdid created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubvinmifdid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubvinmifdid, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fubvinmifdid's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fubvinmifdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Do not eat apples.

3. Hide from pink sharks for they are unholy.

4. You must love Fubvinmifdid.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Fubvinmifdid on top of all buildings.