Ruttortquam is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, dishonourable wren.
Ruttortquam created a down quark seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in Ruttortquam, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in Ruttortquam, she will turn you into a rat.
Ruttortquam's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Ruttortquam's Holy Commandments
1. Never wear black scarves.
2. You must pray to Ruttortquam eight times a day.
3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Never think about gravity.