Vinzenfon Nullfutwad is a god.

He takes the form of a small, almighty jellyfish.

Vinzenfon Nullfutwad created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vinzenfon Nullfutwad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vinzenfon Nullfutwad, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vinzenfon Nullfutwad's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Vinzenfon Nullfutwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never bounce near rats.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.