Bamkamsagxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, tranquil sheep.

Bamkamsagxuc created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bamkamsagxuc, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bamkamsagxuc, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bamkamsagxuc's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bamkamsagxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never skip in the presence of dogs.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help sick moths.