Loopbadpark is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, staggering mongoose.

Loopbadpark created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Loopbadpark, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Loopbadpark, it will strike you with lightening.

Loopbadpark's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Loopbadpark's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Loopbadpark three times a day.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Loopbadpark.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.