Yimkanxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciful fish.

Yimkanxuck created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yimkanxuck, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yimkanxuck, she will turn you into a mole.

Yimkanxuck's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Yimkanxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never mention mice.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.