Abhenlid is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, two-faced aardvark.

Abhenlid created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abhenlid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Abhenlid, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Abhenlid's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Abhenlid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured turtles.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never wear mauve scarves.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never play with disobedient children.