Wottingut is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, kind skunk.

Wottingut created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wottingut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wottingut, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wottingut's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Wottingut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wottingut.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.