Hitdonlib is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating snail.

Hitdonlib created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Hitdonlib, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hitdonlib, it will turn you into a worm.

Hitdonlib's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Hitdonlib's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple bats for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Never mention aardvarks.