Fungutnul is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, uncaring hamster.

Fungutnul created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fungutnul, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fungutnul, it will be very sad.

Fungutnul's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fungutnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never sit in the presence of squirrels.