Larglanwad is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud frog.

Larglanwad created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larglanwad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Larglanwad, she will cry a lot.

Larglanwad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Larglanwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Erect nine silver sculptures of Larglanwad on top of important buildings.