Yamcetkip is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying lion.

Yamcetkip created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamcetkip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yamcetkip, it will turn you into a dog.

Yamcetkip's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Yamcetkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Hide from turquoise birds for they are unholy.

5. Never play with disobedient children.