Dudboglid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, happy ant.

Dudboglid created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Dudboglid, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dudboglid, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dudboglid's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dudboglid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. You must never eat bananas.

4. Worship no other gods but Dudboglid.

5. Do not cook food in pots.