Cablapbabloop is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, contented finch.

Cablapbabloop created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cablapbabloop, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cablapbabloop, he will turn you into a snail.

Cablapbabloop's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cablapbabloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Always obey Cablapbabloop's priests.

3. Put Cablapbabloop first in all things.

4. Always help sick swans.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Cablapbabloop on top of all buildings.