Jinnillarg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, caring raccoon.

Jinnillarg created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Jinnillarg, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jinnillarg, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Jinnillarg's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Jinnillarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

2. Never hurt sharks.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jinnillarg.

5. Never think ill of sick gulls.