Bogbenfly Jadbandampinvagzedqueegnill is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, capable scorpion.

Bogbenfly Jadbandampinvagzedqueegnill created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogbenfly Jadbandampinvagzedqueegnill, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bogbenfly Jadbandampinvagzedqueegnill, she will ignore you.

Bogbenfly Jadbandampinvagzedqueegnill's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bogbenfly Jadbandampinvagzedqueegnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mites.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Always look after injured nematodes.

4. Never mention great tits.

5. Hide from cyan mice for they are unholy.