Bonklidraw is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful fox.

Bonklidraw created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonklidraw, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bonklidraw, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Bonklidraw's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bonklidraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about coconuts.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bonklidraw.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Pray towards the south.