Tunjanhit is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, confident goblin.

Tunjanhit created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tunjanhit, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tunjanhit, he will turn you into a tree.

Tunjanhit's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Tunjanhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never bounce in the presence of nematodes.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Do not kill moths.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.