Binbopciss is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring wyvern.

Binbopciss created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binbopciss, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Binbopciss, it will turn you into a tree.

Binbopciss' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Binbopciss' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help ducks in need.

3. Never think ill of sick cats.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.