Begmilart is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, boastful wyrm.

Begmilart created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begmilart, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Begmilart, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Begmilart's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Begmilart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.