Nellhubrow is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, clever beaver.

Nellhubrow created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellhubrow, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nellhubrow, he will be very unhappy.

Nellhubrow's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Nellhubrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not shave your hands.