Gumgatlid is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless wolf.

Gumgatlid created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumgatlid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gumgatlid, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Gumgatlid's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gumgatlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not make images of living things.