Fomgomyan is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, egotistical ant.

Fomgomyan created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomgomyan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fomgomyan, he will turn you into a rock.

Fomgomyan's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fomgomyan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Run away if six eagles approach from the south.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always look after injured otters.