Rigcemfed is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, kind goblin.

Rigcemfed created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigcemfed, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rigcemfed, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rigcemfed's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Rigcemfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rigcemfed's name in vain.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Do not make images of living things.