Dusszakvil is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, loving ant.

Dusszakvil created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Dusszakvil, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dusszakvil, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dusszakvil's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dusszakvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never hurt capybaras.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.