Fengetwab is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, all-powerful dolphin.

Fengetwab created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fengetwab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fengetwab, she will throw large rocks at you.

Fengetwab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Fengetwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always take life seriously.