Gedcissged is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthoughtful ant.

Gedcissged created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedcissged, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gedcissged, he will turn you into a worm.

Gedcissged's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gedcissged's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gedcissged.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never mention whales.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.