Yiktampig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonest gerbil.

Yiktampig created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yiktampig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yiktampig, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yiktampig's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Yiktampig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. You must love Yiktampig.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Never wear pink shorts.