Motyomcit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, almighty dove.

Motyomcit created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motyomcit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Motyomcit, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Motyomcit's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Motyomcit's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. You must pray to Motyomcit five times a day.

3. Never wear purple jumpers.

4. Never paint your feet indigo.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.