Hugjig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, charitable pigeon.

Hugjig created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugjig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hugjig, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hugjig's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Hugjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Do not kill sharks.

5. Never eat bark.