Sanpadnabbatbinbatgigcar is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered squid.

Sanpadnabbatbinbatgigcar created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanpadnabbatbinbatgigcar, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sanpadnabbatbinbatgigcar, she will strike you with lightening.

Sanpadnabbatbinbatgigcar's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Sanpadnabbatbinbatgigcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Worship no other gods but Sanpadnabbatbinbatgigcar.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. You must never eat nuts.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.