Veenbaplat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-assured hyena.

Veenbaplat created viruses seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenbaplat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Veenbaplat, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Veenbaplat's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Veenbaplat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Veenbaplat.

2. Do not speak about cherries.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

5. Never feed oranges to monkeys while wearing fawn dresses.