Gupfemsad is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, deceitful bear.

Gupfemsad created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupfemsad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gupfemsad, he will turn you into a frog.

Gupfemsad's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gupfemsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

2. Feed all hungry monkeys.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Gupfemsad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not run in public.