Kapdossvad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered weasel.

Kapdossvad created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kapdossvad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kapdossvad, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kapdossvad's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Kapdossvad's Holy Commandments

1. Kapdossvad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not take Kapdossvad's name in vain.

5. Run away from brown mites, for they are unholy.