Dimarncar is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unjust deer.

Dimarncar created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimarncar, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dimarncar, she will manifest in front of you.

Dimarncar's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Dimarncar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Feed all hungry badgers.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.