Labominxen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, annoying horse.

Labominxen created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labominxen, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Labominxen, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Labominxen's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Labominxen's Holy Commandments

1. Labominxen loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.