Faglenhak is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-knowing deer.

Faglenhak created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Faglenhak, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Faglenhak, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Faglenhak's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Faglenhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not shave your neck.