Targshavpop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous hare.

Targshavpop created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Targshavpop, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Targshavpop, it will manifest in front of you.

Targshavpop's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Targshavpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.