Cisswodmapmin Bamdidven is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, prudent meerkat.

Cisswodmapmin Bamdidven created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisswodmapmin Bamdidven, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cisswodmapmin Bamdidven, it will destroy your home planet.

Cisswodmapmin Bamdidven's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cisswodmapmin Bamdidven's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cisswodmapmin Bamdidven.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never wear magenta trousers.