Bigbopfut is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonest dingo.

Bigbopfut created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigbopfut, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bigbopfut, he will turn you into a duck.

Bigbopfut's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bigbopfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick great tits.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bigbopfut.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never skip in holy places.